After a long time of not posting, i have returned, at least for a few minutes. Im sure most people reading this know Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars, the "its a trap!" guy, well hes been expanding his horizons....check it

run for your lives

how embarassing

if only they had listened

                                                                         thats all folks

                                                                         i guess you can say:

-Brooks-

schmëgmuh

schmëg • muh                    noun                \ˈshmeg-ˈmə\

1  : the quality or state of being schmëgmuh as:
     a  : maximization of potential to a degree where the subject can not improve to any greater state
     b  : even as possible
     c  : straight up even
     d  : more even than steven

 
Examples of schmëgmuh
 • As the tang rolled across my taste buds, i knew its effect on my palette was schmëgmuh
 • We knew the examples of this word had to be schmëgmuh(even)

Origin of scmëgmuh
        Middle class, northestern United States, stemming from english word even, schmëgmuh also derives a small constituent from canadian, lingo commenly within the video game community of the mid to late 2000's, and jive

First known use:  december 23, 2010 (not even ): )

-brooks-

10 things for you to ponder

10. Why do sour cream containers have expiration dates?: yea seriously

9. do they make rubics cubes for the colorblind?

8. Why aren't rice crispy treats considerate enough to learn the English language?

7. If the blind wanted to go sky diving, could they take they're seeing eye dogs with them?

6. Why hasn't dehydrated water been invented? just add water and you get water.

5.Isn't it scary that doctors say what they do their "practice"?

4. If you wore an antenna to a wedding would the reception be better?

3. If a mime is arrested does he have the right to remain silent?

2. If pro is the opposite of con is progress the opposite of congress?

1. If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?

-brooks-

Story Time 2

Its 10:24 PM December 3rd, 2010 and i just ate some really good cake, so that means its.....STORYTIME:

             It was Halloween in old man Otis Glazedham Wurtley's quaint home town in the countryside of Vermont, but not everyone was all cheery for the holiday. Old man Otis was force fed pumpkins by his scary Aunt Gertrude as a child and had never liked Halloween because of this traumatic experience. In fact, every time Otis saw a pumpkin he mashed it with a golf club. Otis was going about his normal Halloween routine of smashing pumpkins and tipping cows over onto small innocent children when out of the corner of his eye he noticed  something that looked like a troll out of his most despised children's book, Billy Goats Gruff. What it was came all too familiar to him when he heard the thing say "Oye, Otie ya little turkey *cough cough* why don't ya come with ya old ant Gertrude and *cough cough* carve some PUMPKINS *hack cough hack hack*". At this moment his nightmare had come true, his Aunt Gertrude had returned. She was surprisingly scary, even for her young age of 147. Otis didn't hesitate and pushed her out in front of the steamroller doing road work on the the road next to him and old Aunt Gertrude was reduced to nothing more than a wrinkly pancake gone wrong. From this moment on, Otis decided, Halloween was his favorite holiday. Otis quickly rushed to the local walmart and got all sorts of wonderful decorations, even a scarecrow costume for himself. Otis got in his costume and waited on his porch to scare all the little trick or treaters. A few minutes later A little boy walked up on the porch rang the doorbell and yelled "TRICK OR TREAT". Otis knew this was the perfect  moment and grabbed the boy by the leg and yelled "RAAHHHHH". Little did he know that this boy was more vicious than he seemed. The boy delivered a swift kick to Otis right between the legs and ran away. Old man Otis never left the house again.......oh yea, that boy......WAS ME!

-Brooks-

sorry i haventr been posting

i havent been posting the last few days because ive been killing hookers and stealing cars. a.k.a. playing grand theft auto. i will begin posting again tomorow

Funny Names of Towns

Today in earth science i learned about a city with a very funny name, so i made a joke of course, but thats beyond the point. see if you can guess it on this list:

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico - Ahhh the birthplace of the crime drama

Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania - Its such a nice place its worth 2 in the bush

Hot Coffee, Mississippi - Careful not to spill it

Phuket, Indonesia -Not a great vacation spot, "Phuket we're out of here"

Cut and Shoot, Texas - Sounds like Bridgeport

Looneyville, New York - The natives are especially friendly

Billy Goat Hill, Alabama - Bring your banjo

Dead Women Crossing, Oklahoma - The highest concentrated population of women in the world

White Bread Creek, Oklahoma - "we don't take kindly to ryes like you"

5 things you should never do

ehhh....why not?

5. Take pictures with the duckface, do i even need to tell you why you shouldn't do this. it doesn't look cool it just looks weird
4. Listen to country music around people who do not enjoy country music, come on people...this is just insulting. and that includes country rock and country crock, and all other forms of country except for yodeling.
3. Snort the powder at the bottom of a sour skittles bag, its hard to eat so don't go the whole 10 yards. on a side note the new fizzy skittles make you feel like you have rabies. no joke, i ate a bag of these skittles once and i was foaming at the mouth.
2. Dress your child up for Halloween as "Little Hitler". i saw this online once and i lost a little bit of faith in humanity. if you can give me one reason to do this then you are indeed sick.
1. Dress up in a squirrel costume and walk your dog around the park...........................................................................alert the neighborhood watch.

-brooks-