schmëgmuh

schmëg • muh                    noun                \ˈshmeg-ˈmə\

1  : the quality or state of being schmëgmuh as:
     a  : maximization of potential to a degree where the subject can not improve to any greater state
     b  : even as possible
     c  : straight up even
     d  : more even than steven

 
Examples of schmëgmuh
 • As the tang rolled across my taste buds, i knew its effect on my palette was schmëgmuh
 • We knew the examples of this word had to be schmëgmuh(even)

Origin of scmëgmuh
        Middle class, northestern United States, stemming from english word even, schmëgmuh also derives a small constituent from canadian, lingo commenly within the video game community of the mid to late 2000's, and jive

First known use:  december 23, 2010 (not even ): )

-brooks-

10 things for you to ponder

10. Why do sour cream containers have expiration dates?: yea seriously

9. do they make rubics cubes for the colorblind?

8. Why aren't rice crispy treats considerate enough to learn the English language?

7. If the blind wanted to go sky diving, could they take they're seeing eye dogs with them?

6. Why hasn't dehydrated water been invented? just add water and you get water.

5.Isn't it scary that doctors say what they do their "practice"?

4. If you wore an antenna to a wedding would the reception be better?

3. If a mime is arrested does he have the right to remain silent?

2. If pro is the opposite of con is progress the opposite of congress?

1. If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?

-brooks-

Story Time 2

Its 10:24 PM December 3rd, 2010 and i just ate some really good cake, so that means its.....STORYTIME:

             It was Halloween in old man Otis Glazedham Wurtley's quaint home town in the countryside of Vermont, but not everyone was all cheery for the holiday. Old man Otis was force fed pumpkins by his scary Aunt Gertrude as a child and had never liked Halloween because of this traumatic experience. In fact, every time Otis saw a pumpkin he mashed it with a golf club. Otis was going about his normal Halloween routine of smashing pumpkins and tipping cows over onto small innocent children when out of the corner of his eye he noticed  something that looked like a troll out of his most despised children's book, Billy Goats Gruff. What it was came all too familiar to him when he heard the thing say "Oye, Otie ya little turkey *cough cough* why don't ya come with ya old ant Gertrude and *cough cough* carve some PUMPKINS *hack cough hack hack*". At this moment his nightmare had come true, his Aunt Gertrude had returned. She was surprisingly scary, even for her young age of 147. Otis didn't hesitate and pushed her out in front of the steamroller doing road work on the the road next to him and old Aunt Gertrude was reduced to nothing more than a wrinkly pancake gone wrong. From this moment on, Otis decided, Halloween was his favorite holiday. Otis quickly rushed to the local walmart and got all sorts of wonderful decorations, even a scarecrow costume for himself. Otis got in his costume and waited on his porch to scare all the little trick or treaters. A few minutes later A little boy walked up on the porch rang the doorbell and yelled "TRICK OR TREAT". Otis knew this was the perfect  moment and grabbed the boy by the leg and yelled "RAAHHHHH". Little did he know that this boy was more vicious than he seemed. The boy delivered a swift kick to Otis right between the legs and ran away. Old man Otis never left the house again.......oh yea, that boy......WAS ME!

-Brooks-

sorry i haventr been posting

i havent been posting the last few days because ive been killing hookers and stealing cars. a.k.a. playing grand theft auto. i will begin posting again tomorow