as im sitting here doing my global studies 10 homework i find myself thinking "wow i really screw around a lot in that class" on behalf of that i am posting a list of 10 creative ways to annoy your teacher:
1. refer to important historical figures by nicknames such as William Shakespeare - willie. this will at least get you a dirty look.
2.yell prove it after everything the teacher says
3. perfume your paper heavily with an offensive odor such as questionably fresh hot sauce.
4.hand in your paper as a letter, with postage. i have done this one...it works quite nicely
5.answer every question as a different kind of cheese
6. come late to class and scheme a very epic entrance such as "THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED" or "ITS OK, im here"
7. eat LOTS of food during class
8. play the floor is lava
9.bring a cardboard cutout of your body and put it in another seat
10. make references about being friends and participating in social activites with all the teachers friends, this one is also very affective
with all these methods you are on your way to being your teachers worst nightmare, he will probably have to get a stress ball just to cope with your class period....
-brooks-
haha. stress ball!
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