story time

 I was so tired this morning that i was hallucinating and someones backpack turned into an alligator, right before my very eyes. despite this, today was still very uneventful, so i guess that just leaves.....STORY TIME.

              Little Timmy Tube-Sock was enjoying his first few days as a  freshman at Monroe Community College in the pleasant city of Rochester, New York. Friday was like any other day for him, except for Friday was an open house... this meant that campus was crawling with high schoolers and concerned mothers prospecting on what college they're planning to attend. Timmy was on his way to class after picking up his mocha crappuccini from the on campus Java Hut, like any good hipster would, when a boy no older than 15 walked up to him and said "wassup bro??? wanna play some hacky sack???? hackidy sackidy?????". like any hipster, Timmy had an ego issue, and delivered unto the boy a 3 minute long dirty look. after this Timmy continued on his way to class not giving another thought too hacky sack, which was in fact banned on campus...until he got to class, Timmy was 3 minutes late, his professor hit him in the face with a shovel and he was kicked out of the college. Timmy was outraged at this boy, and got straight onto a prominent college review website and posted "Monroe Community College is a dump and is full of freaks, today some 12 year old asked me if i wanted to play hacky sack". Timmy grew up to be a bum and the best job he could get was at taco den. he lived unhappily ever after...THE END.

note: this is a true story, and that boy......WAS ME!

-Brooks-