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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

5 things you should never do

ehhh....why not?

5. Take pictures with the duckface, do i even need to tell you why you shouldn't do this. it doesn't look cool it just looks weird
4. Listen to country music around people who do not enjoy country music, come on people...this is just insulting. and that includes country rock and country crock, and all other forms of country except for yodeling.
3. Snort the powder at the bottom of a sour skittles bag, its hard to eat so don't go the whole 10 yards. on a side note the new fizzy skittles make you feel like you have rabies. no joke, i ate a bag of these skittles once and i was foaming at the mouth.
2. Dress your child up for Halloween as "Little Hitler". i saw this online once and i lost a little bit of faith in humanity. if you can give me one reason to do this then you are indeed sick.
1. Dress up in a squirrel costume and walk your dog around the park...........................................................................alert the neighborhood watch.

-brooks-

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